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TopicITT: Classic TV theme songs
Mistere Man
07/27/18 12:38:33 AM
#123
I could have missed them but here are a few I didnt see posted.












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Topic$100,000,000, but you have to say "I respect Donald Trump."
Mistere Man
07/24/18 5:20:23 PM
#47
eggcorn posted...
what the hell who would say no to that all ya gotta do is say jk afterwards sheesh.

This.
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TopicWould you have sex with a ghost if given da chance?
Mistere Man
07/23/18 10:14:07 PM
#9
Yes if I could but my sex drive is basically a ghost now itself. Also I have to ask myself would a ghost have sex with me? To that I think the answer is clearly No. No they would not.
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TopicThermite, please stop posting
Mistere Man
07/22/18 1:08:18 AM
#7
WilliamPorygon posted...
Thermite, please never stop posting.

This!

You make things interesting!
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TopicKratos is black
Mistere Man
07/21/18 4:21:48 PM
#7
I hear he is based on a black guy, but is Greek.
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TopicIs Kim Kardashian a virgin?
Mistere Man
07/20/18 11:13:58 PM
#6


No.
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TopicThe perfect girl but she has a penis
Mistere Man
07/20/18 11:12:02 PM
#20
I always wanted to date a hermaphrodite!
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TopicPump and dump is probably the funniest variation of hit it and quit it
Mistere Man
07/20/18 4:14:29 PM
#3
Nail, and set sail.
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Topic25 million dollars, but you will lose these sense for 5 years.
Mistere Man
07/20/18 4:10:28 PM
#2
No.
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TopicI'm writing a movie script. It's about a killer robot driving instructor who...
Mistere Man
07/20/18 3:47:39 PM
#2

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TopicMan disguises himself as a housewife, then tricks men into having sex with him.
Mistere Man
07/20/18 10:37:56 AM
#42
Delirious_Beard posted...
FREEEEEEEZE! l'M A COP!

MY GOD!

How could I forget that episode of South Park?!
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TopicMan disguises himself as a housewife, then tricks men into having sex with him.
Mistere Man
07/20/18 12:23:50 AM
#39
Reminds me of this in a way.


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TopicMillion dollar question: What are the official words of house lannister?
Mistere Man
07/20/18 12:17:15 AM
#12
Hear me roar.

Just like I am a Woman hear me roar.

So none of the listed.
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TopicConservative Catholics still protecting child molestors and pedophiles.
Mistere Man
07/17/18 10:15:02 PM
#36
Grischnak posted...
Posted



Nice to see you again!
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TopicWho will you take home [1][2][3][4] [5][6][7][8] [9][10][11][12] [13][14][15]
Mistere Man
07/16/18 9:38:34 PM
#12
How much for 6?
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TopicYour girlfriend asks you to be a cuck
Mistere Man
07/16/18 12:42:05 AM
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TopicGive me attention pls
Mistere Man
07/14/18 4:51:57 PM
#22
Sorry you are so bored.
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TopicScenario: You're getting food when it's knocked out of your hands by this man.
Mistere Man
07/13/18 12:05:47 PM
#48
If they apologize and offer to buy me new food nothing.

If not then may God help them as I will show no mercy.

I am joking of course
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TopicRespectable women do NOT send 'beaver' pics, yet so many men send willy pics.
Mistere Man
07/13/18 11:52:42 AM
#13
When Craigs list had personal ads the gfg area was full of beaver pics.
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TopicWelp, Alaska is losing its Blockbuster Videos
Mistere Man
07/13/18 12:32:51 AM
#9
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Honestly, I miss video rental stores.

Same it was nice asking the staff for recommendations.
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Topic$100 million or a one-off night of sex with the perfect partner of your fantasy.
Mistere Man
07/13/18 12:19:12 AM
#34
Money please.

I have almost no sex drive left.
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TopicYou're walking up da stairs behind a woman in skirt, do you look up her skirt?
Mistere Man
07/12/18 8:25:54 PM
#13
No I usually look at the stairs to make sure I am not stepping on something.
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Topic$300 grand or perfect vision/teeth/hearing/no grey hairs/no balding for life
Mistere Man
07/12/18 8:08:58 PM
#41
Ki_cat_ posted...
Money is not useless.

Would perfect teeth be nice? Yes. Hair? Sure. Sight? Sure. No hearing loss? Would be good.

It all ends there though.

After watching them repeatedly stick needles for injections into my fathers eyes to try and save his vision and it fail then for me perfect vision is more valuable than the money, the rest make the money worthless to me.
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TopicYou know what's worse than Rebecca Black Friday?
Mistere Man
07/12/18 7:59:58 PM
#18
Best version of the Friday song!

Sorry only place I can find it.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhxsg1
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Topic$300 grand or perfect vision/teeth/hearing/no grey hairs/no balding for life
Mistere Man
07/12/18 7:53:17 PM
#39
Rikiaz posted...
Absolutely take the health options.

This! Money is useless compared to the health options.
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TopicI'm sorry but these Jurassic Park movies don't even make any sense.
Mistere Man
07/11/18 11:56:47 PM
#11
Which movie is that?
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TopicScenario: This dude slaps your girlfriend's ass
Mistere Man
07/11/18 2:19:20 PM
#8
Well you were right honey those pants did make your butt look like a hamburger.
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TopicIf you don't go to the gym don't even fucking talk to me
Mistere Man
07/11/18 11:20:48 AM
#32
Nearest gym to me is way to far away so I have some gym equipment at home.
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Topic$10,000 but you must get this tattoo and it can never be removed.
Mistere Man
07/11/18 1:34:34 AM
#34
Any images of this tattoo from other angles?
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TopicI'm a good person, AMA
Mistere Man
07/11/18 12:51:36 AM
#14
Reis posted...
Mistere Man posted...
Have you every found yourself to be sexually attracted to Jabba the Hutt?

No but as a good person, I will not judge anyone with such proclivities

If you ever meet someone who is send them my way because


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TopicI'm a good person, AMA
Mistere Man
07/11/18 12:31:00 AM
#12
Have you every found yourself to be sexually attracted to Jabba the Hutt?
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TopicDo you know any useful skills?
Mistere Man
07/11/18 12:20:10 AM
#7
Not to an expert level.
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Topic'Luke's just not a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his father in him.'
Mistere Man
07/10/18 9:30:30 PM
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TopicFact: I'm pound for pound the most savage poster on gamefaqs.gamespot.com
Mistere Man
07/09/18 7:31:46 PM
#11
Balderdash and Hooey!
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TopicFelching is something I never knew that I needed...
Mistere Man
07/09/18 7:22:02 PM
#2

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TopicATTN: The "Lex Luthor is black" army...
Mistere Man
07/09/18 7:05:39 PM
#14

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TopicAre the Illuminati/reptilians just
Mistere Man
07/08/18 7:11:28 PM
#5
Please dont lump Reptilian Overlords in with possible fantasy groups like the Illuminati as we are very real, and as living beings we have feelings.

Please dont be a specist.
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TopicWhat would you do on your final day alive?
Mistere Man
07/08/18 7:05:45 PM
#16
NOM posted...
Spend it with what family members I can

This.
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TopicC/D: You'd let me call you daddy
Mistere Man
07/08/18 6:50:54 PM
#2
I've been called worse so

C
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TopicIs your dick an innie or an outie
Mistere Man
07/07/18 6:24:24 PM
#18
ThyCorndog posted...
DarthGravid posted...
How the hell can a penis be an "innie"? I don't understand. If this is a real thing, then I'm so sorry for those affected.

check out this outie elitist

Sickening!

I mean is it so hard to believe that a mans own wiener can crawl up inside their own body to hide with the way the world is these days?

Joking aside look up

Buried penis
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TopicIs your dick an innie or an outie
Mistere Man
07/06/18 8:05:23 PM
#8
solosnake posted...
its called grower or shower


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TopicIs your dick an innie or an outie
Mistere Man
07/06/18 8:00:57 PM
#3
Innie
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TopicChubby girls with cute faces?
Mistere Man
07/06/18 1:32:08 PM
#12
https://goo.gl/images/tPLmJS
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TopicWhats it like being alone all da time
Mistere Man
07/06/18 1:30:11 PM
#4
Solitude, isolation, alone!

Lonely, bummed.
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TopicI am a shut-in. Ask me anything.
Mistere Man
07/05/18 8:31:46 PM
#83
You are trying that is what counts imo.
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TopicI am a shut-in. Ask me anything.
Mistere Man
07/05/18 5:55:16 PM
#81
MorningRose posted...
Ivynn posted...
How come you don't chat in the Sanctuary discord anymore?

Because I never got added back after Chill removed me from it, x.x

Jazznium_Z posted...
also do you feel desperately lonely and bored most of the time or are you actually satisfied with staying inside all day

asking for.. a friend.. yeah

Yeah, i'm honestly not happy with my life the way it is, :/

Thankfully you are take the steps to make it better, and that is why yours have become some of my favorite topics on CE! Thank you for showing an old fart like me that this world can be filled with more than just pain, sadness, and loneliness.
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TopicI've got no problems with the Al Bhed who are here legally.
Mistere Man
07/05/18 5:31:21 PM
#6
Krojen posted...
MbYvzZB

This made me laugh for some reason.
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Topic6/2(1+2)
Mistere Man
07/04/18 1:52:37 AM
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Topic6/2(1+2)
Mistere Man
07/04/18 1:38:48 AM
#8
9 I think (if I am remembering order of operations correctly.)
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